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king obama
by Emma Onom | Republican | Comments (11)
For a guy who is trying to break his rock-star status, Obama sure picked the right way to announce his running mate. He decided he would announce his decision in a text message to his supporters - at 3 a.m. That’s right. Three o’clock in the very, very early morning…
an energy plan we can believe in
by Emma Onom | Republican | Comments (1)
Obama recently suggested that if all Americans were to properly inflate their tires and have regular maintenance done on their cars, it would save as much oil as offshore drilling would produce.
what about the clydesdales?
by Liz Newton | Republican | Comments (1)
Who wins when America sells itself to foreign purchasers? It’s hard to say how much, if any, of that $52 billion will trickle down to the American people who made Anheuser-Busch what it is today, either by working at the breweries or purchasing the products.
olympic spirit banned from games
by Carl Fitch | Republican | Comments (8)
If past Olympic Games included bans on foreign entertainers, clothing with “identical designs,” the unfurling of banners, migrant workers, political malcontents and the operations of certain bars and night clubs, then it’s Olympics as usual in Beijing.
what a foreclosure relief bill really looks like
by Emma Onom | Republican | Comments (3)
That stimulus check I got earlier this year sure was a start, but it’s not going to get this looming foreclosure off my back.
no worries folks. obama’s still a liberal
by Diego Leiva | Republican | Comments (5)
Obama has proven himself capable of seducing the center with illusions of conservative ideology. Whoever wins the moderate-independent vote wins the election - and I have to admit, If I were a moderate, I’d vote for him in a heartbeat.
looking down the barrel, kennesaw style
by Sandra Neish | Republican | Comments (4)
Noting the recent Supreme Court ruling that struck down the D.C. gun ban, the question is: instead of a gun ban, what would happen if a city were to require its citizens to own and keep a handgun in their home? … Kennesaw, Georgia is what would happen.
thanks to the dems, lunch is no longer on you
by Alan Moore | Republican | Comments (3)
Looks like the Senate, while under Democratic control, is actually privatizing some of its operations. I’m as surprised as many of you are.
Archives:
June 2008
rich hippies are making me poor
by Emma Onom
obama’s pot of gold
by Alan Smith
mr. khalid sheikh mohammed, you have the right…
by Vincent Rooley
GOP: your last chance
by Matthew Smock
mccain’s cell block tango
by Courtney Hunter
india fuels anti-profits
by Vincent Rooley
safe bombs!
by Emma Onom
May 2008
china’s “new” approach: empathy
by Brady Burr
do ugly people have the right to vote?
by Emma Onom
disastrous policies
by Chris Burton
obama is the most smartest
by Emma Onom
inflation shminflation
by Diego Leiva
vote para mccain!
by Brianne Conlan
the chicago way
by Michael Gannon
a presidential fetish
by Cherry Vichette
extra: the DEA boosts cartel profits!
by Diego Leiva
rebuttalization of politics
by Alan Smith
jimmy “The Cartel” carter
by Brian Thomas
scream dean, scream!
by Carl Fitch
April 2008
democrats shmemocrats
by Emma Onom
hands off my art
by Cherry Vichette
i’ll take murderers for $500 please
by Diego Leiva
jeff goldblum would be proud
by Brian Thomas
the gay marriage conundrum
by Brady Burr
america can win in iraq if…
by Diego Leiva
WICked
by Emma Onom
promise me
by Truman Washington
the grand ol’ divide
by Ryan Schuette
winning the heart of michelle obama
by McKell Myers
March 2008
who’s afraid of the big bad bear?
by Michelle Curtiss
“sniper snipe”
by Brian Thomas
thanks but no thanks
by Michelle Curtiss
speeches are cheap, but hate speech will cost you
by Graham Bradley
iraq war turns 5
by Emma Onom
code pink: illustrating ignorance
by Graham Bradley
the buck stops… over there
by Levi Crump
obama is the worst choice for president… and will probably win
by Michelle Curtiss
going green = going dumb
by Liz Newton
daylight savings time is a democrat
by Emma Onom
“Times Scare”
by Brian Thomas
WMD’s in iraq and other things we’re not allowed to talk about
by Graham Bradley
what would obama do
by Brian Thomas
RIP william f. buckley
by Chris Deaton
republican traitors!
by McKell Myers
February 2008
george bush loves black people?
by Shauna Robinson
pro-life in the fast lane
by Ryan Porter
presidential vices
by Emma Onom
mccain counting chickens
by Alan Moore
tanzanian bushman
by Mark Hunter Mulvey
guns don’t kill people, bullets do
by Emma Onom
a plea for the second
by Jared Field
education legislation - ungood!
by Graham Bradley
you have the right to remain alive…
by McKell Myers
newsflash: fred thompson takes a nap
by David Clark
would the real ronald reagan please stand up?
by Chris Deaton
January 2008
rebuttal to: something like a phenomenon
by Emma Onom
florida, thanks but no thanks…
by Brian Thomas
global cooling
by Emma Onom
the passion of the mitt
by Edward Savoy
iraq withdrawl
by Mark Hunter Mulvey
founding an army of paulbots
by Graham Bradley
poor romney, he’s too rich
by McKell Myers
magic hillary health
by Brianne Conlan
oprah for president
by Emma Onom
crocodile tears
by Brian Thomas
break out the chisels
by Alan Moore
illegal immigration gets a new name
by McKell Myers
mike huckabee proves issues don’t matter
by Chris Deaton
the fall of bhutto
by Mark Hunter Mulvey
health care in hillaryland
by Truman Washington
what would sherman do?
by Cynthia Flores
huckabee finn
by Brian Thomas
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