To Our Readers
by Administrator
Published: October 27, 2008
theREBUTTAL has been going through reorganization over the past weeks and will continue to do so, but as a result the publishing of new articles will be put on hold.
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October 28th, 2008 at 8:47 am
sign me up!
October 28th, 2008 at 9:11 am
yeah sign me up! Kind of bad timing though what with the single most important election in history approaching.
October 28th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
ditto
October 29th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Did I say I would vote for Ron Paul? Where is the third party at? All the Bud wiser. CUL
October 31st, 2008 at 3:24 pm
me too!
November 1st, 2008 at 10:36 am
GO OUT AND VOTE EVERYONE! Brought to u by Vote the Bums out!
I approve of this message…….
November 3rd, 2008 at 1:29 am
I keep getting these stupid John McCain ‘Twas the night before Christmas’ emails forwarded to me, so I though they deserved a retort. Since they’re not doing any publishing on the site I thought I’d leave it here for everyone.
Twas the night before elections, and all through the states
****s without souls were charging high interest rates
Stocks that had soured high up in the air
Had crashed to the floor, the Markets were Bear.
The children were frightened right out of their beds
With nightmares of terrorists dancing in their heads
And mamma on unemployment and I without composure
We had all settled down for a winter foreclosure
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter
Away to the window I eventually went
Like G Dub responding to a cataclysmic event
The moon on an old glacier that was newly melted ice
Gave a narrow minded view like Condoleezza Rice
When what did I see peering through my eye lids
But a Beauty Queen with a rifle and like 18 of her kids
With a little old man still wet from the rain
I knew in an instant it must be McCain
More original than a third grader his quips they came
Pointing to all his supporters and he called them by name
“Now Joe the Plumber, the Barber, the farmer, and six pack
Give the banker, the broker, and the oil man their money back
To the top tax bracket, to the street they call wall
Give your paycheck, your savings, your 401k all!!”
As evacuation crews before the wild hurricane fly,
They got out of there and left the black people to die.
And out with their wallets the supporters they flew,
Giving tax breaks to the rich, and John McCain too.
And then, in a thunder, I heard over the ocean
Another war for no reason, without making a motion
With our heads in the sand, and not voting with our brain
Around the world McCain went driving everyone insane
He was dressed in a suit with a flag lapel pin
He was white so we assumed he couldn’t possibly sin
A whole bunch of monkeys he had on his back
From a deficit, to global warming to a war in Iraq
His eyes – how they glared, his smile was quite scary!
His arms barely moved, and his nose was all hairy!
But he brought a long a woman, she was quite the looker
Oh hell lets be frank she was probably a hooker.
Her stump speech she regurgitated while flashing her teeth
While hicks who had none, wondered “what’s underneath?”
The broad face had little experience indeed.
But she could see Russia, what more do you need?
They were quite the pair, a witch and an elf
I laughed at their solutions in spite of myself;
But a wink of her eye, and twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had a lot to dread.
If these clowns got control for another four years
It would probably end up in the Sum of all Fears
Everyone I know would be completely out of work,
But the stockings of the rich he’d fill like a jerk.
And then giving the finger to the entire planet
He’d shut down the UN and kill all who ran it
Or worse he’d just die and leave Palin to lead us
She’d have mandatory handguns for each unborn fetus.
Thankfully there’s a chance this is just a bad dream
We’ll vote in Obama who wants to play like a team
McCain can tour his homes in the straight talk express
And Palin can get singles for taking off her dress
But I’m sure they’ll exclaim, ere they drove out of sight
My friends – don’t vote for that Muslim, he’ll make everything right!!!
November 4th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Yeah, and they democrats are angered to see republicans talk about Obamas associations when they have this kind of nonsense.
November 11th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
yes please!
November 11th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
soon i hope!