die-hard patriots just might…
by Ryan Porter
Published: April 1, 2008
As America’s involvement in international affairs continues to gain in unpopularity, many foreign peoples have been jumping on the “hate-America” bandwagon. Clearly it is all just a big misunderstanding.
Since our founding fathers realized/decided that we are anointed by God as the new chosen people (former “chosen people” got demoted to “fairly standable people” after the events that spawned the “New” Testament), we are justified in our belief that we do not have to answer to any other power no matter how right they may actually be. Our government-mandated action such as occupying other countries, utilizing military force without the consent of our allies, and basically mowing down anyone who stands in the way of democracy (not to be confused with imperialism) is vindicated because it is part of a larger “divinely inspired agenda.”
Unfortunately, there are other people-groups such as Palestinians who believe they have their own Manifest Destiny. But unfortunately for the Palestinians, supporting Israel’s killing of them is part of our Manifest Destiny and since our god is better than theirs and we have bigger guns, that means America is more anointed than Palestine and our agenda takes precedence over their agenda (and lives, apparently). Plus, their use of “Manifest Destiny” qualifies as copyright infringement because America holds the patent on that term (©1845) as deemed by the USPTO… go figure. The same goes for any other group who tries to play the God card which really only works for Republicans and… well, that’s about it.
Basically, America just needs to step up as a unified Christian nation and explain that we are doing the real God’s work and that they can take their whining and protests and rationale and go read the Bible. Then they can read for themselves why our actions are justified… wherever it is that it talks about that.
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